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(10-28-2010, 10:31 AM)oliveryungo Wrote: @alblaka-isn't flaming mods an unavoidable death-sentence? I would say the ban chances are over 9000.
(10-28-2010, 12:11 PM)RtXaS Wrote: THE ADMIN IS MH-RAZEN! AND THAT IS AWESOME. SORRY I HAD TO TRY OUT THAT OVERKILL SH*T.
~RtXaS~
Hadn't time to translate them yet.
"Ihr mangelnder Glaube an die Komplexität Reeller Zahlen ist beklagenswert... aber wissentschaftlich belegt."
"Möge die Notation mit dir sein."
"Die dunklen Elemente der Menge sind stark in ihm."
- Mathe 1 - Vorlesung Nr. 1 - Universität Bremen
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10-30-2010, 02:08 PM
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Quote:Thats not the problem i mean that 20% chance of fire that should mean a fire like every 20 matches or so as the chance is so small but in real life it feels more like 40% if not 50% the amount of fires
Math fail of someone who considers a tank game "real life" (< quote).
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10-30-2010, 04:02 PM
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(10-30-2010, 03:26 PM)MH-Razen Wrote: if bamboori is someone else when you think about how many points of view there can be for this one, your mind == blown. seriously mindoverkill.
edit: i can elaborate a bit if you are missing the point..
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should totally allow people to be all trolley on their birthday
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10-30-2010, 04:48 PM
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chase123 Wrote:Ragor Wrote:chase123 Wrote:Dude,stop it,stop being a noob.
sincerely-
chase How am I a noob?
I care less about this forum anyways.
But you think that this crappy forum is a part of your life.
Wut? Why did he said I thought this forum was "part of my life?"
I spent almost an entire schoolyear off of here.
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10-31-2010, 03:40 AM
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Quote:crappy forum
I disagree.
and anywayz
Quote: *people playing mahjong, which includes me*
annoying kid: I WANNA PLAY!!
me: how good are you?
kid:..........I'M LEVEL 6!!!
me:.......WELL THIS IS ONLY FOR PLAYERS OF LEVEL 10 UPWARDS!!
Stories- Wrath of MH-Razen and Clash of the Empires
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no you won't *angry dad pose* - Simoneon
Simoneon is disappoint ~ Reaper
sons, i am disappoint. Get your act together seriously ~ Phil
Phil, you're amusing! - Simoneon
The thing about Pineapples is that they are better than watermelons in every aspect ~ Alectric
NOW LOOK AT THIS! D: ![[Image: Pineapple-Watermelon--32545.jpg]](http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32500/Pineapple-Watermelon--32545.jpg)
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no u watermelon! - Simoneon
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[/quote] Quote:I told my friend Adam this: " I don't give a damn."
Because to me, Adam= a dam(n)
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MSN Wrote:Alec says:
- if i ever go crazy, and accumilate lots of cats, ill be fine
- because there are no crazy cat men
- just crazy cat ladies
- Gender FTW
minecraft D: Wrote:Alchez: Hey look, its Nancy the stupid sheep!
Alchez: Hello nancy, you stupid animal.
[Friend]: They are all the darn same. why name them?
Alchez: As far as i'm concerned
Alchez: They are all f***ing Nancy the stupid sheep
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Quote:TRYING TO REVISE FOR TEST BUT
DORA THE EXPLORER IS VERY DISTURBING.
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*sigh* I'm tired of your random and supposedly epic speeches. ~ Reaper
You're just jealous that i can do a Heroic pose ~ Alectric
Stay calm folks - Simoneon
Didn't you guys, like, forget something? Like... banning, perhaps?
Oh, nevermind, btw. Just noticed ~ SirFrog
it says that it is banned, but still no striking on his username ._. - Simoneon
Jeez guys, talk about stealing my thunder. Now this bot has been banished to the deserted outter world, we need something else to amuse us. FIRE EVERYTHING! ~ Alectric
I'm here to stop you! Give up, Duck... your plans are now revealed! - Simoneon
Bah, that wont stop me, i shall continue my ways till i get the job done! Bahahaha!! *evil pose* ~ Alectric
no you won't *angry dad pose* - Simoneon
Simoneon is disappoint ~ Reaper
sons, i am disappoint. Get your act together seriously ~ Phil
Phil, you're amusing! - Simoneon
The thing about Pineapples is that they are better than watermelons in every aspect ~ Alectric
NOW LOOK AT THIS! D: ![[Image: Pineapple-Watermelon--32545.jpg]](http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32500/Pineapple-Watermelon--32545.jpg)
- Simoneon
D: i think this hybrid could be the start of a long and beautiful friendship, or bitter cold horrid war. CHOOSE NOW, WATERMELON MAN ~ Alectric
I CHOOOSE WATERMELONS! - Simoneon
WRONG ANSWER, duck/pineapple powers activate!! *PSEW!!* ~ Alectric
no u watermelon! - Simoneon
PEW PEW PEW...KAPOWSERS!! ~ Alectric
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11-01-2010, 01:15 PM
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Go to Google Maps.
Click "Get Directions" and input start address as Japan and destination as USA.
GO TO INSTRUCTION #27!!!!!!!!!
Jesus... ~ Marshall
Hiding users' signatures and avatars was the best decision ever.
hey blow :P ~ Bamboori
can I call ya koalafly? ~ Phil
Pogofly - Simoneon
k0a1af1y, looks much more stylish ~ Blue Phoenix
So hey, blow, say something! - Simoneon
Quack? ~ blow_fly98
Hi blow ~Ramond
So... is it decided that we call him "blow"? ~ Blue Phoenix
No. ~ blow_fly98
But blow, all the members now will follow us because of this convo. You're ruined!!! - Simoneon
Meh. But I'll leave this convo here anyway. ~ blow_fly98
meh koala is much more awesome so I will stick to that ~ Phil
Wait, what? Koalas can edit profiles? - Simoneon
lol, seems that i started a long discussion :P ~ Bamboori
You did, indeed. I wonder who will exceed the sig-limit... ~ Blue Phoenix
Please don't trash this. It's good eye-candy. ~ blow_fly98
koala has spoken and so shall it be =) ~ Phil
there're some html here, and bla bla bla, so I think I might exceed it. Period - Simoneon
WHY THE SPOILER?! ~ Blue Phoenix
didn't you spoiler the conversation yourself? ~ Bamboori
BLOW BLOW!!! YOU FORGOT TO WRITE NAKATO IN 'WE'RE WATCHING YOU'!!!!! - Simoneon
To0 8ad. H4 D045n't d0 any MoDdin9 at A11!!!!!!! ~ blow_fly98
Evil Sonidow does, eh? - Simoneon
Of course. Just n0t v4ry 0ft4n. ~ blow_fly98
WHY THE 1337-SPEAK?! ~ Blue Phoenix
Because I am a KOALA!!! ~ blow_fly98
To be honest, I thought they use Eucalyptus-Speal..........
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D: - Simoneon
Noez, Simon forgot to close his notice! ~ Blue Phoenix
oh no its the end of the world! *panic* ~ Bamboori
Gzz Hizz Fz Mzzz
Anyone got a Eucalyptus-speak interpreter?
And did you know that a user can have more than 4 images in their signature if we edit it for them? Or am I just the last one to find out?
~ blow_fly98
OMG spoilers in spoilers! ~ Bamboori
OMG offtopic in offtopic! - Simoneon
OH HAI GUYZ, i didnt you see you thar :P ~ Alectric
Now, I seriously need to be a part of this. ~ SirFrog
Wasn't there something about childish mods editing signatures lately? ~ Reaper
What?!?! Where was it?!?!?! ~ blow_fly98
DO YOU HAVE SUGAR?! - Simoneon
I heard if you edit someone's signature enough, your profile automatically is set to Admin status. BP told me. ~ Alectric
then let's do this! ~ Bamboori
Just because I don't go around checking every single post and editing signatures doesn't mean that I don't mod here. I just don't check posts that aren't reported. ~ Evil Sonidow
Seriously. We should encourage people to start reporting more :/ - Simoneon
EvErYoNe'S pOsTeD hErE eXcEpT mH. 
Hey, maybe we could report every single post just so ES could check them. ~ blow_fly98
You know, that's a hell lot of work. What about a rule that everyone has to report at least one post whenever he logs in? Or an auto-report function? ~ Reaper
I liked the report-part until we got to the point of an auto-report function. That's something that requires work --> No. ~ Blue Phoenix
Finally, I get to see some invisible users. *sniggers* ~ blow_fly98
Oh, i came back. Well, since im already here, i may as well shoot bees ~ Alectric
You know, the ducks are watching. Always watching... ~ SirFrog
Hmm, I think, Lauli is about to climax due to the awesomeness of this color-wall ~ Blue Phoenix
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