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Hunter (A Hero's Exploit)
Chapter One

The Unexpected Encounter

I saw a familiar face at the grocery store in Tai Home Village the other day. It was none other than the legendary little fighter Henry himself. He was quite the mischievous goofball and even pranked member's of his own circle. His name was infamous in the streets of my hometown. And I wanted to be just like him. He was practically my role model. I had to meet him. When I finally came and greeted him I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and playing his flute in front of my face. I realized this was a bad idea and left disappointed. I had high hopes we would have gotten along nicely but maybe he was having a bad day and so I continued with my shopping. I heard him chuckle as I we locked eyes every now and then. I was starting to feel a bit uncomfortable. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milk Bottles in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Next he tried asking her out. She was fairly beautiful with that nice pink dress and blue dyed hair. He took out his flute once more and gave her a toot. From that moment I saw him as scoundrel. Even a common thief like myself doesn't have the balls to steal Julian's prized possession. But she seemed to be really enjoying herself as she was gyrating violently to the tune of his sonata. Perplexed and feeling weirded out I decided to vacate the premises. I told myself "Wait until my friends hear I met Henry!"
Bandit was just up ahead hoping i had brought home some fine refreshments.

"What took you so long Hunter?" he inquired
"Well..." I shrugged, "Looks like Julian ain't the only pimp in town."

Chapter Two

A Hot Mess

"What the hell are you yammerin' on 'bout Hunter?" his friend (a fellow bandit) inquired.
"I saw He-" but before Hunter could finish his sentence he was rudely interrupted.
"Oh.." Hunter replied
"When can you stop being so useless all the time"
"Don't worry I managed to grab a pack of cigs" Hunter reached in his coat pocket and threw it his way.
"A fine job you did there" bandit shook his head in dismay. "At least they were a pack of cigs this time instead of those cruddy arrows you keep bringing"
Hunter socked bandit in the face
"Are they cruddy now?" Hunter stretched his bow and arrow pointing it at bandits forehead.
Bandit remained on the ground disgruntled and annoyed.
"Ooops" Hunter had accidentally released his bow and subsequently the arrow was loged right into bandits face. Bandit screamed in agony and tossed the projectile away.
"You owe me a milk carton" yelled bandit be continued
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Yes, so I wrote a short stage play:

Stage 3-1, The Great Wall, Sorcerer (green) and LouisEX.
LouisEX is carrying a piece of armor.

LouisEX: Well, Sorcerer, I made it - despite your directions.
Sorcerer: Ah, LouisEX. Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable D^J.
LouisEX: Yeah.

Stage 3-2. LouisEX now puts down his armor while Sorcerer attempts to cast "Heal (other)" but has no mana.

Sorcerer (to self): Oh, egads! My D^J is ruined!
Sorcerer (to self): But what if I were to pick up milk and disguise it as my own special move?
Sorcerer (to self): Delightfully devilish, Sorcerer.

Milk and beer is falling from the sky.
Sorcerer tries to pick up a milk bottle, LouisEX notices.

LouisEX: Huyeaugh-! SOOORCEEREEERRR!!!
Sorcerer: LouisEX, I was just - uh, just pressing D for my special move. Care to join me?
LouisEX: Why are there bottles falling from the sky?
Sorcerer: Uh-oh, these aren't bottles. It's heal. Heal from the "Heal (other)" we're having.
Sorcerer: Mmmhh, "Heal (other)".

LouisEX leaves. Sorcerer quickly picks up several bottles of milk.

Stage 3-3.

Sorcerer: LouisEX, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering milk.
LouisEX: I thought we were having "Heal (other)".
Sorcerer: Oh, no. I said "Milk (other)".
Sorcerer: That's what I call D^J.
LouisEX: You call D^J "Milk (other)"?
Sorcerer: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
LouisEX: Uh, what region?
Sorcerer: Uh, stage 3.
LouisEX: Well I'm from stage 3-5 and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Milk (other)".
Sorcerer: Oh no, not in stage 3-5, no it's a stage 3-4 expression.
LouisEX: I see.

They drink.

LouisEX: You know, this D^J is quite similar to the bottles of milk used for regenerating health.
Sorcerer: Oh no, patented Sorcerer heal. Old family recipe-
LouisEX: For "Milk (other)".
Sorcerer: Yes.
LouisEX: Yes, and you call them "Milk (other)" despite the fact that they are obviously stage props.
Sorcerer: Ye-... you know, the-... One thing I should-...
Sorcerer: Excuse me for one second.
LouisEX: Of course.

Sorcerer progresses to stage 3-4 and back again to 3-3.
Lots of weapons falling from the sky in stage 3-4.

Sorcerer: Well, that was wonderful.
Sorcerer: A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
LouisEX: Yes, I should be going- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN STAGE 3-4?
Sorcerer: Arctic Volcano?
LouisEX: Arctic Volcano?! At this part of the stage? At this time of the day, in this part of the background, localized entirely within The Great Wall?
Sorcerer: Yes.
LouisEX: May I see it?
Sorcerer: No.

They leave. Sorcerer points LouisEX to the exit of stage 3.

Jan (Criminal): Sorcerer! There's crates all over stage 3-4!
Sorcerer: No mother, it's just Firzen's arctic volcano!

LouisEX: Well Sorcerer, you are an odd fellow.
LouisEX: But I must say, you D a good ^J.

Stage clear!
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