A new era has begun. An era when bots have been hunted to extinction and new software denies them access to the forums. Only the occasional lucky one manages to slip past LFE’s security measures, but after one post, is promptly vaporized by a passing Moderator. A new era that means certain boredom for Moderators, who, due to the lack of bots that need crushing by BanHammers, now sit bored out of their minds in the Moderator HQ, instead of using their epic Moderator powers to burn everything within a five-mile radius. That is, until a stupid user makes a stupid post (obviously. If they made smart posts then they wouldn’t be stupid). When that happens, Moderators immediately swarm to the thread in hopes of being able to the first to make a snide comment and disposal the post. This is the status of LFE as we know it. And it seems doomed to remain that way. What happened during that time is now recorded here, a mark in LFE history. This is 100% true, except for the parts that are made up.

Simoneon- a Global Moderator, renowned for his lethal BanHammer and his cruelty to bots. He has been widely praised for his epic burnings of bots everywhere. He is also slouching in his luxurious chair in the Moderator HQ, bored out of his mind. New security measures meant bots were an endangered species, and in spite of the fact that the forums would have less spam, it meant that the majority of Moderators would be snoozing in the HQ with nothing exciting to do.
A beeping filled the air. Simoneon sat up straight. That sound could only mean one thing- a bot on the loose! Time for some Moderator action, he thought, teleporting to the bot’s location.
However, when he got there, an unwelcome, but not unexpected, sight greeted him.
The Duckpire Lord Alectric was already there.
“I’m the type of person that spends time, reading pocketbooks especially novels. I’m a bit weird for I loved exotic foods and is already ready for any fun games. To shorten things up, I’m an adventurous type of human being” the bot droned.
“Not any more, bot” Alectric replied. His trademark weapon was already in his hand- feared by all members of the Eggpire, the terrible Duckscalibur!
He raised Duckscalibur and a rainbow beam blasted out from the tip of the blade. The ray hit the bot squarely in the chest and a remarkable series of brightly colored fireworks spat out of the bot’s body. It collapsed and dissolved into nothing.
Curses! I wasn’t fast enough, thought Simoneon. But still, that was pretty impressive.
“Nice speech, broother of botskillerumhood!” he congratulated.
Alectric turned around.
“Oh, hi, Simon. I guessed you’d turn up here sooner or later. But you were too late this time! Haha!
“Ha! You ban one bot, I ban 10!”
“Reality: I ban one bot and there are no more bots left.”
“True….”
The sky darkened, and in a flash of indigo light, the figure of MH-Razen thudded down beside the two Moderators.
Simoneon sighed. “Must you make such a flashy entrance?”
“If I didn’t, then who would take me seriously?” the Administrator replied.
Simoneon opened his mouth to say something, but MH-Razen ploughed on. “Someone’s using Testuser to spam the Projects section. Since you two have some free time, let’s see who can stop him first.”
Apparently he had said the magic words. Simoneon and Alectric vanished without another word.
MH-Razen smiled. All was going well.

“Your reign will end now, Simon. I, Testuser, will take your position as Global Moderator!! MWAHAHAHA!!” the figure opposite Simon and Alectric yelled. “I will rule LFE with a fist of iron!! Users will suffer!! You shall suffer!!”
Simoneon scowled. What an arrogant loser, he thought. The world would be better off without this puppet of Moderators. He was surprised that the Administrators didn’t delete the account, since it really wasn’t needed anymore. After all, Testuser wasn’t a real person, as its name suggested, it was simply for Moderators to test stuff (or mess with its signature). With its weak password, Testuser was often abused by LFE members, which was happening right now, so a Moderator had to temporarily disable it.
Simoneon’s brutal BanHammer materialized in his hand, preparing for the upcoming confrontation.
“I know what you’re going to try and do, Simoneon!! It won’t work!! I am the moderator of administrators!! I am-“
“Oh, shut up” grunted the Global Moderator. He lashed out with his BanHammer-but it made contact with nothing more than air. He blinked. Testuser was still blabbering on in front of him. Confused, he swung again. The mighty spiked weapon passed through without any harm done whatsoever to Testuser.
“Hahaha! I told you it wouldn’t work!! I’m invincible!! You can’t hurt me!! You’re only a Global Moderator!! You have no power over me!!” his opponent ranted.
Alectric frowned. “If you aren’t able to stop him, I doubt I can” he said.
Ignoring Alectric, Simoneon focused his power into his BanHammer. With a roar, he drove it deep into the ground.
A massive tower of orange light erupted from the end of his weapon. It was so destructive that Alectric was thrown off his feet by the blast.
However, when the dust finally cleared, it revealed a very much alive Testuser. Despite the impressive display of a Global Moderator’s power, Testuser remained unscathed.
“Holy Duck. That didn’t even touch it?” Alectric said.
“Haha!! Have you forgotten that I, too, am a Moderator? You could destroy half of the Stories section with your strength and still not even touch me!” Testuser continued.
Both users knew Testuser was talking rubbish. It didn’t matter if he was a Moderator. His Global Moderator powers should overrule normal Moderator powers. Fuming, Simoneon was about to release an even bigger explosion when Testuser suddenly when taut. Then he opened his mouth, but what came through was not the irritating chatter of Testuser, but the smooth, calm voice of MH-Razen.
“Wow, Simon. There really isn’t any need to annihilate half the Stories section.”
Both Simoneon and Alectric stared in disbelief.
“You’re the one controlling this thing?”
“Well, yes. I thought it might relieve you Moderators out of your boredom. It looks like it has kept you preoccupied, so I guess that succeeded. By the way, there’s a new bot spamming in the Projects section. Better get to it before the other Moderators do!”
The body of Testuser went limp.
So this was all a stupid plot by MH, thought Simoneon. But this was odd. The Administrator had told them to chase a spammer, but it was simply him in disguise. Now he was telling them to chase another rule violator?
“This is rather fishy” Alectric mused, deep in thought as well. “We’d better get to the bottom of this. We should check on the other Moderators.”