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Hunter (A Hero's Exploit)
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Chapter One

The Unexpected Encounter



I saw a familiar face at the grocery store in Tai Home Village the other day. It was none other than the legendary little fighter Henry himself. He was quite the mischievous goofball and even pranked member's of his own circle. His name was infamous in the streets of my hometown. And I wanted to be just like him. He was practically my role model. I had to meet him. When I finally came and greeted him I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and playing his flute in front of my face. I realized this was a bad idea and left disappointed. I had high hopes we would have gotten along nicely but maybe he was having a bad day and so I continued with my shopping. I heard him chuckle as I we locked eyes every now and then. I was starting to feel a bit uncomfortable. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milk Bottles in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Next he tried asking her out. She was fairly beautiful with that nice pink dress and blue dyed hair. He took out his flute once more and gave her a toot. From that moment I saw him as scoundrel. Even a common thief like myself doesn't have the balls to steal Julian's prized possession. But she seemed to be really enjoying herself as she was gyrating violently to the tune of his sonata. Perplexed and feeling weirded out I decided to vacate the premises. I told myself "Wait until my friends hear I met Henry!"
Bandit was just up ahead hoping i had brought home some fine refreshments.

"What took you so long Hunter?" he inquired
"Well..." I shrugged, "Looks like Julian ain't the only pimp in town."



Chapter Two

A Hot Mess



"What the hell are you yammerin' on 'bout Hunter?" his friend (a fellow bandit) inquired.
"I saw He-" but before Hunter could finish his sentence he was rudely interrupted.
"WHERE IS THE FOOD AND BEER!!"
"Oh.." Hunter replied
"When can you stop being so useless all the time"
"Don't worry I managed to grab a pack of cigs" Hunter reached in his coat pocket and threw it his way.
"A fine job you did there" bandit shook his head in dismay. "At least they were a pack of cigs this time instead of those cruddy arrows you keep bringing"
Hunter socked bandit in the face
"Are they cruddy now?" Hunter stretched his bow and arrow pointing it at bandits forehead.
Bandit remained on the ground disgruntled and annoyed.
"Ooops" Hunter had accidentally released his bow and subsequently the arrow was loged right into bandits face. Bandit screamed in agony and tossed the projectile away.
"You owe me a milk carton" yelled bandit


........to be continued
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Oh you better gives us more, you little man. That was amazing to read, thank you so much!
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