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Question: Hi. What's your name?
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.
Question: What do you mean?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.
Question: What do you mean?
Guru's answer: You retard! You just asked this question!
Question: But you told me to concentrate and ask again!
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.
Question: Then why did you call me a retard?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.
Question: Yes is not an answer to that question I just asked.
Guru's answer: Outlook good.
Question: I'll ask again: Why did you call me a retard?
Guru's answer: Yes.
Question: *facepalms*
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.
Question: What? That wasn't even a question!
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?
Question: Ask? I didn't ask anything!
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.
Question: Then why did you answer when I didn't ask a question?
Guru's answer: Most likely.
Question: What?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.
Question: Yes what?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?
Question: No, I'm not.
Guru's answer: NO U!
Question: I'm not sure "no u" applies here...
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.
Question: B333P!
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.
Question: YES IT IS!
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?
Question: NO!
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.
Question: *explodes*
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.
Question: No I didn't, because I still had the game in my mind.
Guru's answer: Outlook good.
Question: Okay then, we agree. Kthxbye.
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.
Question: ?
Guru's answer: No.
Question: okay...*leaves*
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...
Question: Shut up, guru. You do not know anything.
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.
Question: So I'm right. Now get out of my browser window.
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.
Guru's answer: Don't count on it.
Question: What do you mean?
Guru's answer: Concentrate and ask again.
Question: What do you mean?
Guru's answer: You retard! You just asked this question!
Question: But you told me to concentrate and ask again!
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.
Question: Then why did you call me a retard?
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.
Question: Yes is not an answer to that question I just asked.
Guru's answer: Outlook good.
Question: I'll ask again: Why did you call me a retard?
Guru's answer: Yes.
Question: *facepalms*
Guru's answer: I will tell you when you are old enough to hear it.
Question: What? That wasn't even a question!
Guru's answer: How comes that you even ask?
Question: Ask? I didn't ask anything!
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.
Question: Then why did you answer when I didn't ask a question?
Guru's answer: Most likely.
Question: What?
Guru's answer: Yes - definitely.
Question: Yes what?
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?
Question: No, I'm not.
Guru's answer: NO U!
Question: I'm not sure "no u" applies here...
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.
Question: B333P!
Guru's answer: That is not in my hands.
Question: YES IT IS!
Guru's answer: Are you kidding?
Question: NO!
Guru's answer: It is decidedly so.
Question: *explodes*
Guru's answer: No. By the way; do you know the game? You just lost it.
Question: No I didn't, because I still had the game in my mind.
Guru's answer: Outlook good.
Question: Okay then, we agree. Kthxbye.
Guru's answer: I'm sorry, I forgot. Try again later.
Question: ?
Guru's answer: No.
Question: okay...*leaves*
Guru's answer: There are some things that are better be left untold...
Question: Shut up, guru. You do not know anything.
Guru's answer: Don't bet on it.
Question: So I'm right. Now get out of my browser window.
Guru's answer: All sources are pointing to: YES.
He got out of my browser window
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